About blogging and the importance of marriage for bloggers

I have decided to marry. I know it’s not an earth shattering piece of news but I feel obliged to announce it. And explain you the reason for my decision. Let me clarify that this has nothing to do with the fact I was recently called “uncle” by a 14 year old kid nor have the deluge of wedding invitations from classmates and friends affected me to reach this decision. I believe that marriage is the only route left to pep up my blog.

Don’t smirk now, give me some chance to defend my conclusion. The best bloggers in the blogsphere, if you ask me, are people like Narendra Shenoy and Sayesha. I mean, their posts are absolutely hilarious and make for very good repeat reads. And you have fans flooding them with comments and wannabes like me staring open mouthed at their posts. Overall, their’s is less of a blog and more of an online community, mine is a didactic imposition on you, the patient few.

So I donned on my best MBA hats and did some hocus pocus to unveil the secret behind their success. And the secret, I discovered is disarmingly simple, as they say, hidden in front of the eyes. Their humour, and if I can take the liberty of generalizing, all humour sources itself from the institution of matrimony. If not for Mrs Shenoy, I doubt Mr Shenoy would be half as funny. And all you need to do is see the posts o Sayesha to discover the importance of her “worse half” (if wife is called the better half, I guess the husband is the worse half) in her blog, he is like the sun around which the planets of her posts revolve. And so I say to myself, go forth and marry or your blog’s plight would make the tissue paper roll in the toilet also feel good about itself.

Dear Friends, if you know of any beautiful, patient, humourous, understanding and SINGLE girl who is also an amazing chef, can you please con her into marrying me; unless conned, I don’t know think such a desirable female would hitch her destiny to mine.